I went out for breakfast yesterday and it took everything I had to not point to the syrup caddy and say
"We elves like to stick to the four main food groups. Candy, candy canes, candy corns…. And syrup!"
I still laugh whenever I remember that the reason there was a whole section in Goblet of Fire dedicated to Hermione explaining the correct pronunciation of her name to Viktor Krum was because JK Rowling had found out there were actually people out there calling her character “Hermy One”
When people don’t get you HSM references:
*closes fridge door and hears stuff fall in it*
well… sounds like a problem for the next person